Took the Wrong Path While Restoring the Han Dynasty [Three Kingdoms]

In the first year of Jian’an, Cao Cao attacked Zhang Xiu, intending to crush him and head straight for Liu Biao. But as a result…

Zhang Xiu surrendered?! And wants to go with him?

Jia Xu: It’s like this—the Wancheng Gacha Pool has a limited-time drop rate increase. Upon victory in this battle, you will obtain: General Zhang Xiu x1, Strategist Zhuge Liang x1, Top-tier Artisan Huang Yueying x1, and the plain and unremarkable Jia Xu x1.

Jia Xu, eighteen years old, a high school graduate about to enter university, found the world changed after blinking his eyes—he had transmigrated!

Good heavens, he transmigrated into this Three Kingdoms? The one where generals like Lu Bu, Guan Yu, and Dian Wei are practically supermen, and where you have to trade moves with top-tier AI-algorithm-like masters such as Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Zhou Yu, and Zhuge Liang?!

Ha, God knows I’m just a prospective college student. I have some strange knowledge that hasn’t yet been shredded by the “knowledge-grinder” of university, but… we people of a peaceful era really can’t survive in these chaotic times!

What? My name is also Jia Xu… I am Jia Xu?

That Jia Xu who has to carve out a reputation as a strategist—no, as the Poisonous Strategist—amongst Cao Cao’s council of advisors like Xun Yu, Xun You, Guo Jia, and Cheng Yu?

I’ve really stumbled into the lion’s den. Militarily, the only things I understand are “tactical maneuvers when poor, and fire coverage when rich”!

Liu Biao: Is that why you had Xun Yu, Guo Jia, and Zhuge Liang perform tactical maneuvers on me, breaking my mental defenses and forcing me to surrender?

Yuan Shao: Is that your excuse for arming Cao Cao and using fire coverage on me?

The Warlords: Can you, just tell us, can you join me! Choose me!

…

Jia Xu: Although… despite all that, I’m really not a Poisonous Strategist!

Extra Blurb:

Jia Xu never expected that after “leaping through the dragon’s gate” and getting into University A for Veterinary Medicine, he would go crazy before he even started suffering through medical school. Dammit, why could he suddenly understand animals?!

[Khao Manee Munchkin Cat · Cao Cao: Hey, human, don’t block my way. I’m going to fight Lu Bu!]

Later, when Jia Xu discovered that this “Lu Bu” wasn’t a cat but a tiger, he felt completely unwell.

Jia Xu: Tigers aren’t allowed on campus!!! (Then calls the police to have it taken to a zoo.)

Cat · Cao Cao: That’s my future subordinate!

Dog · Liu Bei / Rat · Sun Ce: Staying calm.